Cycling in a skirt

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The Roads to Almost Nowhere; Cycling across Croatia.


In all fairness we both saw the big, red X sign at the start of the military road but it’s amazing what you can convince yourself to ignore when doggedly following a line on the sat nav.

The route we had picked seemed to have unwittingly taken us through a restricted military area, for about 10 miles.
Now my lack of language skills meant that the warning signs could have said “Road closed at night for firing practice”. Or this is what I sheepishly tried to explain to the stern looking gentleman in the military jeep who pulled us over then unequivocally escorted us back to the main road and a 15 mile detour.

Apart fromΒ  this singular error however (back in France) the free mapping website we have been using for our trip has been absolutely top notch.
Cycletravel has allowed us not only to pick our way across 4 countries on an amazing and intricate network of roads and trails, it has also given us the most immersive experience whilst doing so. Sometimes literally when we’ve waded through the odd river.
With the choice of sticking solely to tarmac or going off piste on gravel we opted for the latter and its taken us to places we never would have seen from the highways. The roads to almost-nowhere.

This function has really come into its own in Croatia, testing both us and the bikes to their limits. With a dearth of tarmac options in some areas, apart from horrendously busy D roads, we’ve found ourselves heading off into the forests on gravelly access roads in the back of beyond, running alongside railways and rivers or through knee high grass and pools of luminous butterflies.
The scenery has been stunning, winding up pine-scented mountainsides, through deserted, boulder-strewn woods and into places where the most frequent traffic are the deer and birds.

It’s been hard going physically. With slick, skinny tyres and hauling 22kg+ of luggage, slewing through sand and gravel is a major challenge, as is trying to carefully pick your way downhill through large rocks gardens, trying to minimise the chance of punctures and the panniers flying off.

Added to the mix has been the increasing number of skull and cross bones style signs littering the trail edge, warning of unexploded mines if you venture from the track.
M was seemly a little put out when I mentioned these to him, apparently he hadn’t noticed them before.
Natural selection, that’s all I’m saying.

Levity aside, the presence of the mines is a salient reminder of Croatia’s recent, turbulent history. Within living memory of many, including my generation, is the fierce struggle for independence following the collapse of the former USSR and Yugoslavia in the early 1990s. In a bid to break free of the the oppressive communist regime controlled by the charismatic Tito, former countries, never destined to be lumped under one flag, fought to remerge, including Croatia and Slovenia.
For Slovenia, a quick dash to seize Yugoslavian arms and the staunch support of Austria, saw a relatively swift and peaceful re-constitution.
Croatia and other borderlands did not fare so well however.

From 1991 to 1995 years of fierce and bloody fighting ensued between the newly declared Independent Croatia and the Serbian controlled Yugoslavia. After a long and bitter struggle Croatia won through. An achievement remembered every year on Victory Day (5th August) and a national holiday which we experienced whilst staying in Karlovac.
As a key strategic city between Zagreb (the capital) and the sea ports, with Bosnia to the South, Italy and Slovenia to the North West the area saw some of the fiercest battles as the fall of Karlovac would have split the entire country.

Today Karlovac is a thriving city whose main industries are the production of pistols and beer. As we travel though it’s all too easy to still see the legacy of that fighting in the countless bullet holes in walls, in the overfull mountain graveyards, often more populated than the sparse villages surrounding them and in the acres of grassland roped off with red tape to indicate unexploded ordnance.

It’s very visible everywhere in the buildings as well. Thousands of abandoned homes, not just in the countryside but in the middle of towns, often in well tended/populated streets where there will suddenly be a derelict or burned out house, like a rotten tooth in a beautiful smile.
Again, this is a legacy from the war which saw thousands of ethnic Serbs leave Croatia, forced or fleeing their homes.
The buildings now are in such poor repair that most, even if passed on to family members are too costly to restore. One Croatian man we talked to said that the younger generation wanted new, modern homes not old relics.

I love peering through the windows of these unloved places however. Many being reclaimed by nature, trees growing through windows and creepers along the walls. In the decay there are often beautiful features remaining in the carved beams and columns and ornate plasterwork. In one there was even a table and 2 chairs, standing serenely amongst the collapsed chaos, waiting for their occupants to return for one last meal?

Despite or because of its past Croatia is a country that is striving to compete with it’s more affluent neighbours and is in the process of joining both Shengan and the Eurozone (using Euros as a currency) from 2023.
Building is going on everywhere too, roads, houses, campsites. It’s already a hugely popular holiday destination and, as we near the coast, campsites are enormous (and completely packed).

It’s very different from it’s neighbouring Slovenia, the houses less polished, the people a little more reserved.Β The car drivers have been some of the worst of the trip too, with enough close-passing to rival the UK roads. Here it seems that in the context of mobile phones ‘hands free’ refers to the steering wheel so drivers can text or call on the move. It’s truly alarming when a van whizzes by with the driver glued to their phone. Even more so when the bus driver back from Plitvice spent the 90 minute journey making multiple calls!

There’s lots to make the heart sing however and what I’ve enjoyed most are those wild, rugged forest tracks and sweeping grasslands, all against the backdrop of the beautiful Dalmatian mountains. The opportunity to swim in cool, inviting rivers and lakes and to eat my packed lunch on the side of a rocky trail with just the birds and the clouds for company (OK, and M).
We’ve been tourists too and have visited the beautiful, but completely overrun Plitvice lakes, castles, museums and the packed Adriatic beaches.
I’m grateful however that our route has given us the opportunity to travel a little off beaten track as this is the Croatia I have come to love.

For now though we have ridden the last few miles on this leg of our whistle-stop Eurpoean tour. It’s been hot, oh so hot, it’s been hilly, there have been tears but mostly smiles. Mountains have been climbed and descended, lakes and rivers swum in and starts gazed at.

There have also been:

74 days on tour, 53 days of riding.

5 countries, England, France, Italy, Slovenia and Croatia.Β 
1556 miles, 58,122 feet of climbing.
One puncture.
One dropped chain
Highest recorded riding temperature 45 degrees.
Nights under canvas 60!
Insect bites 1,000,000+
Differences of opinion from travelling companion [undisclosed]
Beer, wine and cake consumption…. who’s counting?!
Enjoyment, immeasurable.

All that’s left for now are a few days in Zadar to prepare the bikes before a brief journey back to the UK. After that North America and who knows what awaits on the next adventure.

For those interested we have been using a Garmin1030 Edge, downloading routes from cycletravel which helpfully also displays such necessities as campsites, accommodation, water points, food outlets and bike shops.

Any historical/factual errors are entirely my own, but as with any journey it has been a learning process, about both the here and now and also the countries through which we cycle.



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Author: cycling in a skirt

A forty-something, journeying through life on two wheels. Possessor of limited common sense and practical ability, but full of a passion for adventure, life and bicycles. Writing about the highs and lows of cycling, cycle touring, skirts, silliness and the daily struggle not to grow up and be responsible.

14 thoughts on “The Roads to Almost Nowhere; Cycling across Croatia.

  1. I always end up smiling during and long after reading your posts, Thank You!
    Stunning scenery and photographs too.
    Karen xx

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  2. Am truly enjoying your blogs. Having just completed 1550 in Europe myself, I relate to your stories on a VERY deep level! Lol! My husband and I live in Washington State. If you make it up here and need a place out of the rain, we would love to have you.

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  3. Great post, I can feel your love for Croatia. Safe trip home 😎

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  4. I expect we would have loads of notes to compare on all the weird and wonderful experiences. Glad you had a great time too. We will be heading through Seattle and onwards at some point so maybe we can get to swap travel tales, who knows! πŸ™‚


  5. We helped some Bosnian refugees settle in when they came to Scotland during the war. Some of the things they told us were horrendous. Glad to read about the positives that are happening in Croatia.

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  6. I can’t imagine what they went through. When you see events on the news it’s very abstract but being in a country, talking to people, seeing the lasting results really educates you in a way no other can. Glad that family found good support and help with you. A number of travellers we met said that Bosnia is a beautiful place to visit, including a lady who was returning there to visit from the UK having left at 5 years old during the conflict.


  7. Thank you for another beautiful blog. Truly stunning.

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  8. Very happy you enjoyed it πŸ’œ


  9. Hi there, hope all is well with you. We are catching the ferry to Port Angeles next week and realised we’d be near Port Townsend on 24th and remembered you were near there. If you fancy meeting up for a chat/swap travel tales then give me a shout. You can send s DM via my contact page. Couldn’t find one for you, sorry!


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